2008 Woodie Awards
Is Your Summer Intership with Facebook, or are you JUST ADDICTED??
10 Ways to detect a facebook addict
Dervedia Thomas
Issue date: 6/23/08 Section: Entertainment
1. Your mailbox has at least 10 Facebook notifications because you've commented on almost everybody's photo and someone has replied after you.
2. You think you can say anything and end it with LOL and get away with it. (borrowed line)
3. You reply to threads immediately as they happen.
4. You play Mob Wars and are actively trying to recruit people AND ITS NOT EVEN YOUR LUNCH HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!
5. You get excited when your friends upload new photos.
6. You have commented more than three times on the same photo.
7. Your friends are online and you don't even talk to them because you've had at least two chat sessions with them already for the day.
8. Your friends write comments on Facebook calling you out for being on Facebook too much!
9. You're really sleepy and try to shut down your computer to go to bed, but realize that you have an e-mail from Facebook and you have to check it. Then all of a sudden people realize that you're still online and start chatting with you and that keeps you up two hours longer until your back aches so bad from sitting at the computer all day, that you have to go to bed!!!!!!
10. You write an article named "10 Signs That Your Summer Internship is Really With Facebook," and post it on The Collegian's website.
Collegian Editor in Chief, Dervedia Thomas can be reached by e-mail at thecollegian@scsu.edu
2. You think you can say anything and end it with LOL and get away with it. (borrowed line)
3. You reply to threads immediately as they happen.
4. You play Mob Wars and are actively trying to recruit people AND ITS NOT EVEN YOUR LUNCH HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!
5. You get excited when your friends upload new photos.
6. You have commented more than three times on the same photo.
7. Your friends are online and you don't even talk to them because you've had at least two chat sessions with them already for the day.
8. Your friends write comments on Facebook calling you out for being on Facebook too much!
9. You're really sleepy and try to shut down your computer to go to bed, but realize that you have an e-mail from Facebook and you have to check it. Then all of a sudden people realize that you're still online and start chatting with you and that keeps you up two hours longer until your back aches so bad from sitting at the computer all day, that you have to go to bed!!!!!!
10. You write an article named "10 Signs That Your Summer Internship is Really With Facebook," and post it on The Collegian's website.
Collegian Editor in Chief, Dervedia Thomas can be reached by e-mail at thecollegian@scsu.edu
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Talisman H.
posted 7/17/08 @ 12:55 PM EST
Well done, dervedia, and yuh tief meh line...hahahahahahahah
Andrea Payne
posted 7/20/08 @ 5:45 PM EST
I guess the writer is addicted too...
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